Desperate "spur" fight with a "dolphin" for gf

[Concorde]

Even dolphins are 'Desperate' to date Longoria!

London, July 17 (ANI): 'Desperate Housewives' star Eva Longoria left her beau Tony Parker jealous after she jumped into the water with the dolphins on a holiday in Mexico, and shared a rather close swimming session with them. "I think her boyfriend got jealous with the dolphin so he jumped in to get a kiss off Eva", News of the world quoted a source, as saying.

Onlookers said that the stunning babe was seen to be having a gala time. "She loved the dolphin. She was shrieking at first when she touched it but within minutes she was laughing", the onlookers said. Longoria was taking time out before she starts filming the hit show's third series. (ANI)

 

[XxxMT23xxX]

dolphins have sex for pleasure too!!!
they are the only other mammal besides the human race that does that

 

[JacobimMugatu]

dolphins have sex for pleasure too!!!
they are the only other mammal besides the human race that does that

that's not true. black people have sex for pleasure, too. HIYO!

 

[RobFunk]

Dolphins are awesomecake.

Also, hammerhead sharks.

 

[RobFunk]

I remember when I was real young my grandparents took me to Sea World. And they have this exhibit where you can buy sardines and feed the dolphins.

And I kept dropping the sardines when the dolphin went to eat them out of my hand. This is becuase I was terrified of the dolphins' little teeth. And my grandpa kept yelling at me. Yeah, why don't you try being 7 years old and feeding an animal as big as you with pointy teeth the size of yours.

To make it worse, the dolphins are so spolied they refuse to eat the sardines in the water. They just want the nice fresh ones off your hand.

What a tense moment.

 

[Fishhead]

Dolphins are awesomecake.

Also, hammerhead sharks.

While kayaking here in the gulf, it is almost a daily occurrance that I have 2-4 dolphins within 3-10 feet of my kayak for an extended period of time.........awesome really.